Probably most people here have seen this video. Her name is Heather and most people call her Heather Brooke, but they would be wrong, it’s Heather Harmon and the guy is Jim, her husband. Anyway, this is how to give head (make sure you watch the end).
http://www.mofosex.com/videos/21697/Deepthroat—Heather-Brooke.html?utm_source=PBWebMedia&utm_medium=TubeTraffic
Jahm
Didn’t see that one coming but I guess I should have. Corey Haim died yesterday from an apparent drug overdose.
Jahm
It’s not what you think, it’s only a dream. So you all are no doubt aware of the dreams Chantix can cause, and if you’ve read my blog you know I’ve been taking it. So far I’ve had strange dreams, some were even slightly intense, but this one has been the best so far.
Last week on my vacation I had one night of fitful sleep out of the five nights I was there. Even before the dream I was tossing and turning. So anyway, I’m not sure how the dream started but I ended up with a paranormal investigation group checking out this church. The spirits we were dealing with started getting pretty nasty. I just remember them creating a feeling of terror in me. At some point I stepped up to the plate, gave a little speech, and banished them from the building. I don’t remember what I said to them, but this light shown down on me and the feelings of dread lifted. Strange, I know, but here’s the weird part:
It was windy that night and the house had been making all sorts of noises. Most of them were easily classified as natural but during the waking up and going back to sleep (the dream seemed to persist through several cycles of this), I couldn’t shake this feeling. I wouldn’t and didn’t classify it as paranormal, just a weird feeling the house had that night, and only that night. The next morning my traveling companion mentioned that she hadn’t slept well at all that night and after some embarrassment, she suggested that she felt some strange goings that had a paranormal feel to them. That was before I mentioned either my dream or the way it felt to me. All in all, it was a strange night.
I wish I could describe the dream better because it was really quite funny at the end with the light shinning down. The sound wasn’t there but you fully expected to that “ahhhh” of an angelic choir. Oh well, that’s all for now.
Jahm
So far it’s going pretty well. I have gone a couple of days without smoking at all and several days only smoking one or two cigarettes. Not bad for week two! Also, no real problems with the Chantix. I’ve been nauseous a couple of times, but oddly enough, eating seems to help with that. I haven’t wanted to punch anyone (well, maybe one person, but no more than usual). I’m also finding the dreams entertaining. If a random thought pops into my head during the day (particularly about someone from the past), I can almost guarantee it will be incorporated in some non-sensical way into my dream that night. Tomorrow I’ll write about purging a Catholic church of the bad spirits that were haunting it.
Jahm
Yes, yes, it was a nice trip. Sorry no details to share really. Honestly, it would sound boring but it was great. Cryptic? Perhaps, but it that’s not why I’m writing anyway.
I’ve had this computer that’s been broken for about 3 1/2 years now. After getting my taxes back, I decided to rebuild it, ie bought a new processor. When I put it in, nothing happened. Now this was not all together unexpected, you see two years ago, exgf1 had bought me a new processor and the same thing happened so I took it the local geek store and after replacing the mobo they said my cpu was bad. So I sent it back but through a strange set of events, never got the replacement, but that’s in the past.
The reason this problem was unexpected is because a bad cpu will blow a mobo, so two mobo’s down, I took it back in to be sure that’s what the problem was, and they said it was… until today and mobo number 3 at which point they told me it was my cpu again. Now, I know some people have shit luck but the odds of getting shipped two bad cpu’s in a row, two years apart (and different cpu’s at that) are pretty damn extreme. I didn’t accept that answer and told them I would not be paying for the new mobo if they didn’t make it run as that’s the only reason I took it to them in the first damn place.
Anyway, I guess no one really cares about my computer woes, but for the geeks out there, a funny things happened. I was asking for a recommendation on the motherboard and told the guy what socket I had (775LGA). He then asked me if that was an Intel based socket or a AMD. I just said, “So you’re really not going to be able to tell me which board is better than the other are you?” He bowed his head in shame and walked away.
So now he’s breaking it all down and doing a bench set up to check the grounding of the case. I asked if he had check the power supply and he said he never thought of that! Geek Squad is looking better all the time. Matt, you going to be in town any time soon?
Jahm
Had another fairly intense dream last night, but for the life of me I can’t remember what it was. I think I did that wake up from a dream into a dream type thing. At any rate, I’ve decide to step up to 2mg’s a day 2 days early. Try saying that three times fast… Okay I just did, turns out is harder to read than say. So Sunday is the quit smoking day, but I won’t be on much next week to update you all. I’m leavin’ on jet plane, but I do know when I’ll be back again- late Friday night. Hope everyone has a great weekend and week. I know I will. I hope Fin get’s run over by a hit-and-run driver who’s pissed about the jackass in front of him switching from sweet tea to coke. Is anyone else here glad that guy couldn’t hear EF’s demand of medium coke at McDonald’s?
Jahm
Not that many of you care, but Tuesday night UK played Miss St. The game resulted in a hard-fought overtime victory for UK.
In the week before the game, the Miss St fans got Cousins’ cell phone number and were texting and calling him relentlessly. Okay, that’s kind of funny, and it happens to other players as well, but that’s the just the tip.
At the end of the game, after they lost, fans began throwing water bottles at the UK players. It wasn’t as bad as the WVU incident, but it showed an utter lack of class. I guess having come that close to beating UK is just too much to take. I think when the SC beat us, they cut down the nets!
Jahm
PS I must say that Matt and I typically text back and fourth the day of UK and UofL games, and the kid is a damn prophet.
I’m on day five of my mission to quit smoking. Before anyone applauds my efforts, notice I said it’s day five of my mission to quit, not day five of quitting. That comes next week. You’ve all seen the ads for Chantix, right? My decision to utilize Chantix was based primarily on two things: You can smoke when you’re starting and the vivid dreams. That’s right, what’s consider a side effect and has prompted many users to quit taking it is something I’ve looked forward to.
So the way this works is you shell out $150 bucks for a starter pack which consists of a month’s supply. The first three days you take a .5mg pill each morning, on the fourth you take one morning and night and continue through day seven. On day eight you step up to the 1mg tablets and that’s the day you quit smoking.
So last night I had my first semi-vivid dream and let me tell you I can’t wait for more. I just hope I can handle the intensity. It was one of those weird ones where every time you walk through a doorway you’re somewhere completely different, but in the end my car was caught in a tornado. The feeling was terrifying but pretty cool. I say keep them coming. I’ll keep every body updated on the quitting once that starts.
Jahm
Someone who went to Arkansas bashing UK. While I’ve never been to Fayetteville, I’ve been to Little Rock and the primary night life attraction there is BJ’s All Star Studded Honkey Tonk on “cup” night. That alone should sum it, but just in case it doesn’t here are some reason UK is better than Arkansas:
UK’s College of Engineering kicks ass
UK’s College of Pharmacy is Solid
Med School
Dental School
Law School
Mary Mitchell Cancer Center is top notch
UK Basketball
Keenland in the spring
UK has several programs consistently ranked in the top 10
Uk is well on it’s way to being a top 20 public university
But the number one reason UK rocks:
S&S when are you going? If you get the chance, check out Keenland if it’s running. That’s one of the most beautiful horse tracks in the country.
Jahm
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